When the energy is so cursed that even the Tarot is like, “Girl… good luck.” This “Not Enough Sage” tote bag features a unique Tarot card-style design that’s equal parts mystical and mood. It’s the perfect carry-all for your crystals, cards, and emotional baggage.
🃏 Design Features:
• Custom Tarot card-style artwork with the phrase “Not Enough Sage” – mysterious, magical, and deeply relatable
• Eye-catching and perfect for those who love the occult, sarcasm, and aesthetics
👜 Product Details:
• Material: Combed, woven cotton – soft but sturdy, just like your coping mechanisms
• Capacity: 10 litres – plenty of room for tarot decks, journals, spell candles, and snacks
• Care: Hand wash only – treat it like your sacred altar cloth
🖐️ Handle Options:
• Short Handles: 40cm – for hand-carrying through chaotic energy
• Long Handles: 67cm – comfy over-the-shoulder fit for running from red flags in style
🎨 Available Colors:
Black, White, Natural, Light Blue, Denim Blue, Navy, Royal Blue, Turquoise Blue, Lavender, Purple, Forest Green, Silver, Charcoal, Red, Burgundy, Light Pink, Fuchsia, Orange, Yellow, Mustard
🎁 Perfect for:
• Tarot readers, witches, & spiritual rebels
• Gag gifts with a witchy twist
• Full moon rituals & “don’t talk to me” mornings
• Anyone whose life currently resembles a reversed Tower card
Because some days, even the Tarot throws its hands up and says:
“Not Enough Sage.” 🖤🔥
